http://www.frankbeaton.com Great. Another lousy comic book writer with a blog. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:59:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Shopping at Target is like watching a montage of bad parenting. # @antonyjohnston I use MAMP Pro for my local server. Saves a lot of headaches. http://tinyurl.com/6xekjj # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/27/twitterfeed-2008-08-27/ I think the celebrity judges on Project Runway should all be introduced as "fashion enthusiast..." # It's just three pages. That's not scary, right? Three little pages! Of course I plotted out the fucking scene for FOUR... # Attention mercs and bounty hunters: Bring me the head of that guy from the ... http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/26/twitterfeed-2008-08-26/ @pauljholden I threw my arm out two months ago playing Boom Blox. I feel your pain. # Dear Josh Friedman: I love your show. Please kill off the white dude from "Oz". KTHXBYE # @alexgetchell Was "Paul Revere" a single? If so... # My cat is sick. :( # Oh, Patton. How I do ... http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/25/twitterfeed-2008-08-25/ @pauljholden Please explain Wii injury. We can compare scars! It'll be like that scene in JAWS, only totally lame. # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/24/twitterfeed-2008-08-24/ Mac users: do any of you actually use Dashboard widgets for anything? If so, what? # @antonyjohnston Thanks for the recommendation on IN BRUGES. Loved it. # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/23/twitterfeed-2008-08-23/ @alexgetchell You're watching the 10k "Walk Like Mae West" finals, too, huh? # Just cleaned the kitchen of my own volition. New energy drink appears to be working. Heart attack imminent. # @Namastizzle Randy Travis Drinks Cold Beer, KK. (He really does.) # @mckelvie Um... hooray for gay club music? # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/22/twitterfeed-2008-08-22/ Interesting the way the show Cheaters only targets poor people. Guess they don't want to risk "busting" somebody with a lawyer, huh? # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/21/twitterfeed-2008-08-21/ Have I reached that point? Are my guts too old and battered to handle fast food? Jack in the Box's nacho cheeseburger seems to argue yes. # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/20/twitterfeed-2008-08-20/ Herr Trigger!! # Ah, Portland rain. There you are. # Chainsaw swordfight! Chainsaw swordfight! CHAINSAW! SWORDFIGHT!! # @templesmith Are you talking about tobacco that goes in your nose, or those porno movies where they kill people? # @antonyjohnston Congratulations! # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/19/twitterfeed-2008-08-19/ Dear Rock Band: How dare you give me 100% for singing Blink 182. How. Dare. You. # @alexgetchell With all due respect, you're an idiot. # @alexgetchell Yes, and if only the Clash were more like Fall Out Boy. # http://www.frankbeaton.com/2008/08/18/twitterfeed-2008-08-18/