My Books
Outlaw Territory
(with Melike Acar)
24Seven Vol. 2
(with Walter Pax & Jack Kaminski)
24Seven
(with Ben Templesmith)
Complete story - "The Workman"
(courtesy of New York Magazine)
Archive for the 'general' Category
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-09
Author: Frank Beaton11 9th, 2008
- I just watched a full episode of ALF. I totally get why that staff writer went insane and started shooting heroin into his balls or whatever #
read comments (0)Twitterfeed: 2008-11-08
Author: Frank Beaton11 8th, 2008
- Side-effects include sap-foot, afternoon terrors, and sentient dandruff. #
- At a book convention, which is like a comic convention, except that instead of Batman, all the guys are dressed like Dick Cavet. #
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-07
Author: Frank Beaton11 7th, 2008
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-06
Author: Frank Beaton11 6th, 2008
- OMG. That “Road to the Doghouse” thing they did on Daily Show last night? Yeah, they’re totally doing that on MSNBC right now. #
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-05
Author: Frank Beaton11 5th, 2008
- Election party at the Doug Fir. It’s a big, loud, liberal madhouse up in here. #
- Mercury election party was INSANE. At one point, the mayor beat down an elephant pinana with a baseball bat. I heart you, Portland. #
- Good night, America. Ya done good. #
- Do you think Barack will wait until January to reveal he’s actually one of David Icke’s lizard-people? Or should I keep it on MSNBC today? #
- Ralph? Thanks for the seatbelts and for, yanno, trying to fuck up the last 3 elections and everything? You’re done now. http://is.gd/6qAg #
- @CharlieChu Send ‘em up here! The Mayor is gay, fer cryin’ out loud! #
- And then my dryer decides to catch fire. I swear I can’t go a whole 24 hours without some kind of crisis. Not even on this holiest of days. #
- I’m going to eat this leftover chicken and stuffing and NO POWER ON EARTH can stop me. #
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-04
Author: Frank Beaton11 4th, 2008
- News bump from local Fox affiliate: “Why voting tomorrow could put you in danger, tonight at 10.” Classy, huh? #
- I really don’t care about James Bond movies. Am I still allowed to write comic books? #
- Okay, Tom Cruise in a Nazi uniform and an eyepatch saying “We have to kill Hitler!” is the funniest thing I’ve seen all damn day. #
- Was there something I was supposed to do today? #
- @jillybeaton While we’re at it, can I request a third You? Maybe wearing something slinky? #
- Off to the bar to watch the election returns in style. #
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-03
Author: Frank Beaton11 3rd, 2008
- I love that MYTHBUSTERS’ 100th episode is a tribute to MacGYVER. #
- I quit smoking. In other news: fuck you. #
- Anyone know what that song is on the LG washer commercial? The one with the trebuchet? Kinda sounds like Mum? #
- @jillybeaton We don’t have a third act yet. #
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-02
Author: Frank Beaton11 2nd, 2008
Twitterfeed: 2008-11-01
Author: Frank Beaton11 1st, 2008
- Dear hot chicks: Nightclub clothes with, like, a glittery halo or kitty cat ears? Yeah, that doesn’t actually count as a Halloween costume. #
- On a brighter note, AWESOME steak dinner + NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS in 3-D at the living room theater = anniversary radness. #
Twitterfeed: 2008-10-31
Author: Frank Beaton10 31st, 2008