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Twitterfeed: 2008-11-05

• Election party at the Doug Fir. It’s a big, loud, liberal madhouse up in here. #
• Mercury election party was INSANE. At one point, the mayor beat down an elephant pinana with a baseball bat. I heart you, Portland. #
• Good night, America. Ya done good. #
• Do you think Barack will wait until January to reveal he’s actually one of David Icke’s lizard-people? Or should I keep it on MSNBC today? #
• Ralph? Thanks for the seatbelts and for, yanno, trying to fuck up the last 3 elections and everything? You’re done now. http://is.gd/6qAg #
• @CharlieChu Send ‘em up here! The Mayor is gay, fer cryin’ out loud! #
• And then my dryer decides to catch fire. I swear I can’t go a whole 24 hours without some kind of crisis. Not even on this holiest of days. #
• I’m going to eat this leftover chicken and stuffing and NO POWER ON EARTH can stop me. #