This entry was posted on Friday, January 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm and is filed under general. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
My Books
Outlaw Territory
(with Melike Acar)
24Seven Vol. 2
(with Walter Pax & Jack Kaminski)
24Seven
(with Ben Templesmith)
Complete story - "The Workman"
(courtesy of New York Magazine)
Jimmy Dean, you disappoint me
If you are anything like me, you are SO FREAKING SICK of buying the 12 oz. size of Jimmy Dean Sausage and trying to feed your family of five (or is it six?). Well, FINALLY someone has called Jimmy Dean on their bullshit, and left this hilarious, but oh-so-true message on their corporate voice mail. (Note to people leaving voice mails: Make sure your phone is OFF after you’ve left your message. Thank you.) Some language NSFW!
This really, really made me laugh.
One Response to “Jimmy Dean, you disappoint me”
Leave a Reply
January 11th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I grew up eating Jimmy Dean sausage in Texas. I can attest that the creation of the 12 oz. package is an act of sheer faggotry. Probably Communist as well.