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My Books
Outlaw Territory
(with Melike Acar)
24Seven Vol. 2
(with Walter Pax & Jack Kaminski)
24Seven
(with Ben Templesmith)
Complete story - "The Workman"
(courtesy of New York Magazine)
To the tiny lesbian standing next to me at the Tori Amos show
I am not sorry I kicked you in the shin.
A lesson in concert etiquette, sweetie: If you’re going to rush the stage during the encore and start throwing elbows and stamping on people’s feet (including mine), you should expect to get at least as good as you give.* You are not allowed to cry on your girlfriend’s shoulder afterwards.
You may have seen Tori 483 times, but I’ve been to way more punk shows than you.
Dumbass.
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* A lesson I learned the 14th time I saw Bad Religion at the Huntridge.
3 Responses to “To the tiny lesbian standing next to me at the Tori Amos show”
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December 8th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Aw Frankie you are the bestest husband.
December 10th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Thank you for defending my hate crime, Wendy.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I think Yoda said it best:
One shin kick does not a hate crime make.