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My Books
Outlaw Territory
(with Melike Acar)
24Seven Vol. 2
(with Walter Pax & Jack Kaminski)
24Seven
(with Ben Templesmith)
Complete story - "The Workman"
(courtesy of New York Magazine)

Tinfoil hats for all!
You wanna really mess your brain up this holiday season? Decide you’re going to write a story that requires you to spend three straight days watching conspiracy documentaries for research. Then supplement that research by reading every crazy-ass You-Are-Being-Lied-To website you can find through a cursory Googling, taking copious notes the whole time. As far as the relative level of traumatization goes, this course of action ranks just below being raped by a monster.
So have a good Thanksgiving, everybody. If you need me, I’ll be cowering in the corner of my basement fallout shelter, sipping grain alcohol and weeping softly while I check for RF implants.
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November 27th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
You’ll never find my implants…I mean “the” implants.