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On SPIDER-MAN 3
Wow. What a fantastic movie. I have to admit, though, I was a little disappointed there wasn’t MORE CRYING. For real, I counted at least TEN SCENES in which no one wept. And I think that shit’s weak, yo. That part near the end, where Spider-Man and Sandman CRY TOGETHER AS THE SUN COMES UP? Awesome. I don’t know about you, but that’s exactly what I want out of a superhero action movie. Even Venom cried! How cool is that?
I mean, seriously. The goal here is REALISM, am I right? I know if I had super powers, I’d cry all the fucking time.
And speaking of realism, weren’t those special effects AMAZING?????????!?!?! Through the use of cutting-edge CG technology and flexible texture-mapping, they almost made it look like Tobey Maguire gave a shit.
(Ahem. “Cryder-Man”? Does that work?)
5 Responses to “On SPIDER-MAN 3”
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May 10th, 2007 at 10:02 am
We were buying it until toby got some emo bangs….the pelvic thrust really set me off. We couldn’t believe the terror! When did spidey become Spy Kids 3? Booo
May 10th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I never knew that the venom suit actuall gave you the powers to play piano and tap dance. Get me my symboite now I’ve got an audition for Singing in the Rain a little later.
Also, can anyone just show up to a billionaires funeral? What the hell were the Staceys doing there?
May 10th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Crap crap crap! I say.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME?
May 10th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
“WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME?”
Pretty sure it’s the sideburns.